While out shopping with Klez-Mom, she picks up a brown, long-sleeved top.
“I kinda like it.” she pauses. “It’s like the colour of shit, ya know?”
Archive | April, 2011
Jew Gonna Jew
1 AprI thought I’d take a break from Klez-Mom for a minute to allow you to experience the joy that I do, from learning about how all y’all find us. This activity was inspired by my buddy over at Kitty Cat Skeletons.
Please enjoy the most ridiculous list of words that people search, that ultimately brings them to Klez-Mom:
classic momy
baking smarties into cupcakes
alfred perceval graves +winter+spring+march
bum tusie
5 month old baby tooth
ass potato
bum potato
baby girl aggressivity
potato molestation
baby sucking mom foot
www,my friend hoh mom
mom sitting a sofa with daughters
macaron in durham?
why do my small cakes start going crispy on top after about 20 mins after coming out of the oven
boy bongs mom.com
jew gonna jew
The Weekly WHAT?
1 AprKlez-Mom is standing by the sink with her backs to us, taking dishes out of the dishwasher. The rest of us are sitting around the dinner table, 3 feet from her.
Sister,
“Have you seen those kooloo lamps?”
Klez-Mom, shocked,
“WHAT!!!!????”
Everyone goes silent.
Epiphany found, Klez-Mom,
“Oh.”
Brother,
“What did you think she said?”
Klez-Mom,
“Ya, That’s what I thought you said.”
