Archive | January, 2012

Fat cat

16 Jan

Fat cat CC lies on the floor all day, rarely seen to move from one spot to the other. Suddenly, she digs her nails into the scratching post and pulls her body across the floor.

Brother,
“That’s the most exercise she gets all year.”

Klez-Mom,
“You talkin’ about me again?”

Overheard

16 Jan

After Klez-Mom took a tumble and broke a couple of toes, she was given a prescription for painkillers.

On the phone with a friend,

“I could make loads of money for sure. Refill my prescription and sell it for cash on the streets…”

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